Work.

Mom & Dad

“You ruined your
life by getting  
f**king dumb tattoos.”



The plan was for me to become a doctor and make the family proud. I messed that up. Instead, I joined a punk band, which ended their American dream.

So, after a couple of regrettable tattoos, a few broken noses, and a whole lot of couch surfing, I had to grow up. They still think I have a fake job but are content that I have health insurance.